A Trip to Duane Reade (After Home Depot was sold out of everything useful for a Hurricane)
| Me: | Hi, do you have any flashli.... |
| Worker: | We're all out of flashlights. |
| Me: | What about candles? Where are those? |
| Worker: | Aisle 15. |
| [Walks to Aisle 15. Finds candles fit for a birthday cake, and no other candles. Duane Reade Epic Fail.] |